Dadsquatch Hoodie
They wake up before the birds, leaving chunky sneaker tracks wherever they go. They've been sighted around grills and stalking the aisles of home improvement stores. The Dadsquatch is an elusive creature, but you might be lucky enough to spot one if you futz with the thermostat or neglect to change the oil in your car. The perfect hoodie for Dad or any amateur cryptozoologist.